May 2012
i like how my mom tells me to go shopping and put “anything” i want on hold and she’ll get it for me but then she comes home and tells me she wants the remaining graduation tickets i have because she let me shop. ohkay. just come out and tell me what you want instead of being a shady bitch so i can just tell you “no” sooner -__-
fucking bitch. i don’t need you at my graduation and i don’t need you in my life.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
why is home access center down right before the end of the school year?
how do i know if i need these last assignments to pass or not? -___-
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must perfect a non ugly crying face for friday dammiiit
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
kimburrit0:
Rainy days are beautiful excuses to stay inside and be lazy
Or have amazing ass sex
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
John Legend please agree to us making sweet love while you sing about us fucking in a park
instagram- amandalac
Anonymous asked: where are you going for college?
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You should be grateful I’m giving you and dad 2 tickets to my graduation. Now you’re asking for all 5 of them so you can invite your annoying sisters? Fuck no. Why would I want you and those fuckers solely responsible for putting me through counseling and therapy, resulting in the worst 5 months of my life to be at something like my high school graduation? Fuck you all. How would you...
fuckyeahmovieclub:
I keep telling myself that it’ll be okay once I’m 18, but in reality, it’s not going to get any better. I’ve been conned into agreeing to stay in this house until I finish community fucking college, but just the thought of having to endure my mother for another two or so years makes me cringe. Sure, being 18 will come with certain privileges and freedoms, but just knowing...
sp0radic:
how the hell are they gonna put the pizza planet truck in brave
the bags under my eyes are designer
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